sharkgirldick:

sharkgirldick:

Okay, I’ve got one I’m curious about:

Add in the tags if you feel like your favorite Pokemon is unpopular/an uncommon favorite.

My favorite is Ninjask, and I’ve only had a couple other people say it’s also their favorite.

BASIC BITCH SPOTTED.

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coughloop:

waiter can i have another menu now i finished reading this one

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freshwaterraven:

spitblaze:

spitblaze:

Beginning to think some of you don’t actually know what a crackship is

A crackship is not looking at two characters who interact a lot and have an established dynamic and going ‘haha what if they kissed that’d be so funny’. No no. A crackship is like. 'Main character/shopkeep who only has two lines’. It’s 'big bad/that exact same shopkeep’. It’s 'Frodo Baggins/Shadow the Hedgehog’. If it does not boggle the mind it’s not really a crackship.

ALT

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punished-lincolnshire-poacher:

theconcealedweapon:

this is one of christians’ favorite things to ignore. quite possibly their all-time favorite thing to ignore.

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yeahiwasintheshit:

pagingmrhermann:

Mind your business

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m0mspc:

m0mspc:

hey guys i-

post cancelled. i’m putting my fish tank here instead

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mysteryteacup:

metalheadsforblacklivesmatter:

egberts:

aztechnology:

penndragon:

cryptid-sighting:

cryptid-sighting:

zoobus:

zoobus:

OP didn’t know you can’t ignore a will just because you think it’s unfair that your brother’s friend got more than family

Not the brother’s friend, his partner

Ooof

EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS

oh it just keeps getting worse folks

OH MY GODS YOU DIDNT INCLUDE THE BEST PART. HE LEFT MOST OF HIS MONEY TO HIS PARTNER OF 10 YEARS BECAUSE THE FAMILY DIDN’T APPROVE OF HIM FOR BEING GAY BECAUSE “RELIGION”.

They think just because they paid medical bills and funeral costs they should get all the money. They clearly didn’t sportive of his relationship. They said “I don’t know how his partner got ahold of the will”. He probably gave his partner a copy knowing that his religious family that didn’t approve of him being gay suitor pull this crap.

LGBTQ+ community. If you cut your family out of the will, be sure that you give a copy of your will to your partner/chosen family that must of your money will go to. So your family can’t try to pull this crap.

-fae

also your bank. make a fucking note for your bank letting them know that x persons - despite having blood in common with you - don’t get to touch your money.

and make sure you specify the executor of your will - not a family member still close with pushy bigot relatives, a friend or your partner.

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creamypancakebatter:

compassionatereminders:

It’s a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won’t be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It’s a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It’s a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don’t aim so high that you won’t be hitting anything!

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

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